Baking Puns for Every Baker Lover

Whether you want something spicy for a quick comeback or a joke to make your fellow bakers groan, we’ve got baking puns for you!

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1. You’re such a weird-dough 2. Nice BUNS 3. Just BEAT it 4. Butter me up 5. I love you beyond MEASURE

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6. Bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake 7. Drop it like it’s hot 8. Rise to the occasion 9. I knead you 10. I loaf you

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11. Give up carbs? Over my bread body! 12. For goodness bakes! 13. This cake is too hard. Must be marble. 14. Stop and smell the flour. 15. It’s only a batter of time.

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16. What a pie-opening experience. 17. Isn’t this bread delicious? I floured it with compliments. 18. Be like bread and rise to the challenge. 19. Stop loafing around. 20. Whenever you’re bready.

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